back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"

ruinedchildhood:

these are harder then they look

Oreo Cake ©

thirdeyesviews:

malformalady:

White peacocks fighting for dominancy

History 101

“A morning text doesn’t only mean “good morning” It also means “I think about you when I wake up.”

ohlovequotes (via perfect)

ZT